出處 1: http://dna-protein.blogspot.com/2011/07/you-know-youre.html
出處 2: http://bayblab.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-know-youre-biologist-when.html
You know you´re ...
... a biologist when
You open the toothpaste with one hand. - sometimes
You wash your hands before and after using to the washroom. - nope
When you hear tween, you think of the surfactant not the age group. - check!
For you, media is something which increases your culture. - check!
You can identify organs on roadkills. - sometimes
You have a callus on your thumb. - nope. On my index finger middle finger, tho.
You use the word "aliquot" in regular sentences. - check! especially useful when cooking.
Sometimes you momentarily vanish from social activities because of a timepoint. - check!
You've never worn a clean lab coat. - nope. I rare wear them so they are pretty clean.
You don't fear rodents, rodents fear you. DOUBLE check!
You say "orders of magnitude" in regular sentences. - check!
You flinch when you hear the word "significant". - check!
Showing up at 10AM and having a coffee is a productive day. - nope
You can't stand god-like physicians, while secretly wishing you had their job. - check!
You're very good at diluting things.
- check!
You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers.
- check!
You are fed up of people saying alcohol, when they mean ethanol.
- nope. I don't really mind.
You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing on your mind.
- check!
You say “conjugation” instead of “sex”, and "pili" sounds dirty.
- nope
SOB is not an insult, it's what you grow your bugs in.
- check!
You say "mills" and "megs".
- check!
No-one in your family has any idea what you do.
- Double check!
You can make a short film in power point.
- check!
You consider a green laser pointer to be science bling.
- nope. Blue is even cooler.
A falcon is not a bird....
- check!
And you have 5 of them with different types of water.
- check!
When your fruits go bad and you get fruit flies, you can't help but check their eye colour
- nope
You own invitrogen t-shirts and actually wear them.
- no Invitrogen, but I do have GeneTools t-shirts.
You think that drosophila geneticists have a good sense of humour.
- nope
You refer to your children as the F1 (I LOVE this one:-)).
- check. I don't have one but I refer to any children as F1 :p
You've suffered carpal tunnel from the pipetman.
- I did.
You've used kimwipes as kleenex.
- check!
A timer clipped to the hip is not only practical, but dead sexy.
- nope
You've played Battleship using tip boxes.
- nope
The front pages of Science is your light reading.
- check!
You think the following is a quality insult: "I've seen cells more competent than you!".
- check!
The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play.
- check!
You're looking for a cooking book by maniatis. - check!
You've made dry ice grenades (so true:-)).
- nope
You've lost many friends to ice grenades...- nope
不要再轉載那個 KONY 2012 了！
5 天以前
