出處 1: http://dna-protein.blogspot.com/2011/07/you-know-youre.html
出處 2: http://bayblab.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-know-youre-biologist-when.html
You know you´re ...
... a biologist when
You open the toothpaste with one hand. - sometimes
You wash your hands before and after using to the washroom. - nope
When you hear tween, you think of the surfactant not the age group. - check!
For you, media is something which increases your culture. - check!
You can identify organs on roadkills. - sometimes
You have a callus on your thumb. - nope. On my index finger middle finger, tho.
You use the word "aliquot" in regular sentences. - check! especially useful when cooking.
Sometimes you momentarily vanish from social activities because of a timepoint. - check!
You've never worn a clean lab coat. - nope. I rare wear them so they are pretty clean.
You don't fear rodents, rodents fear you. DOUBLE check!
You say "orders of magnitude" in regular sentences. - check!
You flinch when you hear the word "significant". - check!
Showing up at 10AM and having a coffee is a productive day. - nope
You can't stand god-like physicians, while secretly wishing you had their job. - check!
You're very good at diluting things.
You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers.
You are fed up of people saying alcohol, when they mean ethanol.
- nope. I don't really mind.
You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing on your mind.
You say “conjugation” instead of “sex”, and "pili" sounds dirty.
SOB is not an insult, it's what you grow your bugs in.
You say "mills" and "megs".
No-one in your family has any idea what you do.
- Double check!
You can make a short film in power point.
You consider a green laser pointer to be science bling.
- nope. Blue is even cooler.
A falcon is not a bird....
And you have 5 of them with different types of water.
When your fruits go bad and you get fruit flies, you can't help but check their eye colour
You own invitrogen t-shirts and actually wear them.
- no Invitrogen, but I do have GeneTools t-shirts.
You think that drosophila geneticists have a good sense of humour.
You refer to your children as the F1 (I LOVE this one:-)).
- check. I don't have one but I refer to any children as F1 :p
You've suffered carpal tunnel from the pipetman.
- I did.
You've used kimwipes as kleenex.
A timer clipped to the hip is not only practical, but dead sexy.
You've played Battleship using tip boxes.
The front pages of Science is your light reading.
You think the following is a quality insult: "I've seen cells more competent than you!".
The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play.
You're looking for a cooking book by maniatis. - check!
You've made dry ice grenades (so true:-)).
You've lost many friends to ice grenades...- nope
[翻譯] 火山之下 by 安東尼波登